| Forgive me father for I have conformed. I have coveted my neighbor's Mazda. I wanted to own a Saab. I have had impure thoughts about owning a 401k and joining a nautilus fitness center. I have eaten at McDonald's many many times father. I have been stained by secret sauce. I have watched Oprah and have found it uplifting. In my heart I have wished to be like everyone else. I have striven for mediocrity father. I have wanted to have a job as a technical administrator and make 100k a year. I have wanted a boyfriend as a status symbol. I have participated in unmindful groupthink. I have done what I've been told too many times. I have paid more attention to what others think than what I think. Bless me father and cleanse me of my past life so I may go forward with bright red bunny rabbits with diamond halos of crisp gold explosions bright hot and steaming against molten stones of expression burning everything away but my very soul. Phineas Narco |
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