This Voucher Entitles the Bearer to Pre-Forgiveness for any of the listed iniquities or transgressions.

Acceptable forms of payment include:
  • flattery of enigmatic staffer
  • convincing act of affection
  • renunciation of dogmatic addiction
  • sharing of physical anomaly
  • enlightened self deprecation
  • impious photo opportunity

Any form of payment that causes physical, mental or emotional distress to a founding member of the Disorder will invalidate this offer and exempt the perpetrator and their heirs from any and all possibility of present or future beatification in the Sacred Disorder of the Enigmata.

(non-transferable)

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