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| The Roman Catholic Church is offering an amazing job opportunity for a seasoned (45+ years) dogmatic thinker with a passion for absolute power, information design, corporate identity and systems implementation. Our ideal candidate must be male, and able to toggle between international travel and palatial seclusion while overseeing underhanded dealings with a slippery group of world leaders. He must also have extensive experience with the idiosyncrasies of the religious, secular and political worlds, and familiarity with evolving new mind control technologies. A desire to break through stereotypical power structures without disturbing existing theological boundaries and the ability to exceed our expectations would also be considered pluses. In other words, all the interpersonal skills and professional talent you would expect a senior level figurehead to possess working at a creative, internationally renowned religious shop. We offer competitive compensation, great benefits, a fabulous wardrobe, and more fun and professional growth than you can imagine. This is an excellent opportunity for the right person to contribute to poverty, overpopulation and human suffering on a global level. If you are interested in working for us, please send a cover letter, resume and salary requirements to: POPE SEARCH, 00120 Vatican City. For more information on our organization, history, and activities, read your Bible or visit our web site at: http://www.vatican.va/. No phone calls, please. |
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So you don't think you qualify?